Video Game T-Shirts Defy The Laws of Physics

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Altamonte Springs, FL (PRWeb) March 10, 2007 -- Laundry day approaches and the majority of collegiate dormitories are starting to look like post-war ruined city as students scramble to make the most from their Ethernet access. The bowels of hell await, but even a gentle cycle burns thirty minutes of invaluable slaying time. Will their guilds pause long enough for them to wash their whites? Or will they march on to victory without these decision-torn peons? When hygiene gets in the way of cyber-domination, it's time to buy new clothes. So, in order to make its treasured merchandise more accessible, Gameamp has temporarily slashed its store prices, resulting in a clean 50% discount on marked items. This merchandise includes all men and women's video game t-shirts and apparel, making it possible for students to kick off the next school semester wearing their favorite paladin-promoting shirt.

Feel the Paladin Rage at http://shop.gameamp.com.

Now the esoteric subculture of geekdom can be powerfully represented by fans courageously traipsing through the mall wearing one of Gameamp's many fantasy-themed t-shirts. Intimidate passersby with a "Rollin With My Gnomies" shirt that boasts the image of several stalwart gnomes set against a dusky navy cotton background. This attire is a testament to the blackened past of so many geeks; though these technologically talented victims were beat up repeatedly during junior high gym classes, they have emerged from the pit virtually unscathed, forming alliances in gnomish places.

Gameamp t-shirts tell coworkers a tale of one who defies the smarmy American dream of white picket fences and sprawling lawns, and a football game rousing on the television screen as one basks in the presence of his five splendidly dingy children. Instead, these heroic slackers prefer a vision of solitude within a hygienically condemned studio apartment where they feed intrepidly off their upstairs-neighbor's wireless. And a "Me So Hordy" raiding t-shirt says this all.

In fact, video game t-shirts look resplendent when worn under officewear. One can stomp into work next Monday with a suggestively game-inspired shirt stuffed under his normal button-up. After all, most geeks are drastically underpaid database programmer s with an edge and an incriminatingly large therapy bill. Pay homage to those devoted fan-fiction reading years with a "Sleep Is for Mortals" shirt. It comes with a darling bleeding-skull design that will ultimately thrill bosses worldwide. Geeks are tough. They deserve a two hour lunch break and that promotion to Senior Systems Admin. Wear these credentials proudly by indulging in this limited-time Gameamp shop discount.

Conveniently notable is the fact that there are five days in a work week, which means the average geek has five weekly opportunities to offend surrounding females with a "Ghouls Gone Wild" t-shirt. Or, perhaps, a "Chicks Want Me, Noobs Want to Be Me" shirt that will be the office topic for months to come. "What's a noob?" people will feel compelled to ask, whereupon one can laugh haughtily and point an accusatory finger directly at his interrogators.

Defy the world at http://shop.gameamp.com!

Whilst sending messages with any of Gameamp's stunning video game t-shirts one need not actually play these games to become an ally of this massively spreading subculture. One's peers may just pass this attire off as merely a humorous shirt, not realizing that its wearer is now an ambassador for an elite society. When sporting a "Pwny Express" tee one might receive a silent obligatory nod from a fellow fan who once spent his evenings tearing it up MMO style. These shirts are the ties that bind.

And that is the gift that Gameamp would like to impart with the upcoming Spring. Maybe one's knowledge is limited to a biting South Park episode. Or maybe one's after-hours are spent ruling the realms of a far off distant land. Whether veteran or noob, purchasing video game t-shirts and items from the Gameamp store can earn a person points and credibility which can be used for further purchases. A level 12 warlock may be nothing to boast about, but Gameamp credibility is good for a wealth of advantages.

…Because Gameamp understands that as a gamer stares into the abyss of his future, others will only see what he is wearing.

Impress chicks with your hand-eye coordination at http://shop.gameamp.com!

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